dieeemonds:

Same alex
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timetoputonashow:

ever wonder why you’re even friends with someone and it breaks your heart a little bit

I really hate when I put food in the microwave and it starts popping and making explosive noises so I check it and it’s freezing cold like why you gotta play me like that

carpeumbra:

kittengrin:

kittengrin:

carpeumbra:

kittengrin:

carpeumbra:

Fifty Shades of Domestic Abuse

50 Shades of Damaging Stereotypes 

Fifty Shades of Wanna Guess How Many People Will Be Hospitalized Due To Flesh Wounds From Improper Knots After The Movie?

50 Shades of Glorified Abuse

50 Shades of Kidney Damage from Incompetent Crop Use

Fifty Shades of Pathological Violence Due To Past Trauma Isn’t Kink

silent-fun:

LOOK HOW CUTE HE IS

nestingcas:

me: i’m gonna write

me: [reads another person’s writing]

me: i’m never writing again

turnyourjarbackintoadoor:

*aggressively atttempts to sing all 573 parts of One Day More at the same time*

rainymeadows:

somethingpointy:

Vampire doctors that can smell if you have a blood disease.

Werewolf therapy animals for sick kids.

Nature sprite and nymph nurses that always make sure people have pretty flowers to brighten up their white rooms.

Fauns that go around and sing and dance for patients so that they smile.

Nice monster hospitals would be amazing

Someone write a book about this.

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I miss being in a relationship. I think the thing I miss most is having someone I can call in the middle of the night to talk about nothing and everything.