"I want all my secrets back"
six word story  (via slutstatus)

ribbu:

there’s a special place in hell reserved just for me

it’s called the throne

haaaaaaaaaaytham:

"i want to watch captain america 2 again," i say as i walk out of the theater after watching captain america 2 for the fourth time

dickspeightjr:

howiemandel:

rainbowwaterfall:

that’s a lot of butter.

there are fucking google eyes staring into your soul from every angle and you comment on the butter

to be fair it is a lot of butter

funkaah:

100% sure im ugly as hell and yet I still expect to be in a relationship with a hot person

story of my life