May 2013
drarna:
instead of learning from my mistakes i like to dwell on them until i have a panic attack
thewonderlessyears:
i’m the friend who can switch from penis jokes to a completely serious topic in 1.34 seconds
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kirkbonesspock:
[THINKS ABOUT KIRK AND SPOCK]
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perfect gold star gay!: psychibb:... →
psychibb:
.. ☆ SPACE————. +.。 . . . . . 。 ゚。, ☆ ゚. + 。 ゚ ,。 . 。 , .。゚ . +.。 . . . O. . 。 ゚。, ’☆ ゚. + 。 ゚ ,。 . 。 , .。゚ 。 ゚ . +。。 ゚ . +。 ゚ * 。. , 。゚ +. 。*。 ゚. . .O . …, 。.*+.。 . . . . . 。 ゚。, ☆ ゚. + 。 ゚ ,。 . 。 , .。゚ 。 ゚ . +。+ ゚ 。 。゚THE FINAL…
Things to remember
bzedan:
You don’t owe anything to the people who created you by smashing cells together.
A bully is a bully and emotional mistreatment is abuse.
Don’t let a dictionary definition of what “family” is guilt you.
Love those who love you and are worthy of your love.
Me: *sits in towel for 6 months after showering*
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damespock:
ussawesome:
i am expressing multiple attitudes simultaneously sir to which are you referring
milkydayy:
i know everyones freaking out about yahoo buying tumblr but maybe just maybe its the beginning of something
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Plot Twist: Stark Industries buys Tumblr. We all get free issue laptops with fantastic WiFi.
Fandoms so far
SPN Fandom : What ? W ... WHAT ? ANGELS ! THEY ARE FALLING ! NO ! CAS ! DEAN ! SAM ! CROWLEY ! SOMEONE HOLD ME !!
Whovians : Who is that- ... Wait. WAIT. WHAT ? WHAAAT ?! WHAT IS HAAAAAAPENNIIIIIING ?!!
SPN and Whovians : AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH !!
Sherlockians : Oh, great, now we are the sanest fandom by far.
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acquaintedwithrask:
bananasaregood-bowtiesarecool:
imjohnlocked:
doctorspockspaceman:
tardisbluebird:
I don’t even want to imagine the night before Series 3 airs.
lock your doors
did you just put bilbo baggins’s face on bilbo baggins’s face
I DON’T EVEN LIKE THIS SHOW AND I CAN LEGITIMATELY NOT STOP LAUGHING AT THIS GIF OH MY GOD I’M GONNA PEE
what i actually said: i forgot
what my parents heard: i hate you and i am determined to fail at life, go to prison, and bring dishonor to this family. i care about nothing except my computer and tv shows and you can just go burn in hell for all i care. also i'm pregnant.
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perrys:
have you ever taken a selfie then at first you think wow i’m hot then like a minute later you look carefully at everything on your face and you realize you’re the ugliest person to ever inhabit the planet
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obesitycore:
I WANT TO KISS YOUR DUMB FACE AND MAKE YOU DUMB PANCAKES AND DUMB PILLOW FORTS AND I JUST WNAT TO BE DUMB WITH YOU LETS BE DUMB TOGETHER
adventuresonpaper:
I’ll come back for you i whisper as i caress the books i can’t afford
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heathermorris:
i’m one of those annoying people who’s always like “omg i know that actor from somewhere omg i recognize them whAT WERE THEY IN” when watching tv shows/movies who then proceeds to look it up on their phone and inform everyone that said actor was an extra in an episode of some stupid 90s sitcom once
dinhtheresa:
I like being alone, but I hate the feeling of being lonely.
When you’re alone, you have time for yourself. Your thoughts finally catch up to you. You set your mind on things and everything is just clearer. Nothing’s bothering you and everything just feels right for once.
When you feel lonely, you feel as if no one’s there for you. It feels like no one understands you or is willing...
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Howard Stark was a worse father than Odin. Pass it...
ringasunn:
spookylittlesleipnir:
descartes-and-thosecartes:
freudian-slut:
anideaforamoth:
ecokitty:
ras-al-cool:
I see your Odin and Howard Stark…
And raise you one Brian Banner.
^^^ Oh snap, that’s hard to beat.
Let’s just throw Harold Barton into the list here.
Jesus, the Avengers should just be called the ‘My Dad’s a douchebag’ club.
At least they had dads.
Omg...
thesoiledpineapple:
I don’t have a mental disorder, I just have a superpower
makaracinnamon:
bardsplay:
me sneakin up on da pussy
i JsUT FUCKING SPIT EVERYWHERE
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chefboyardeezie:
banjo-jeff:
chefboyardeezie:
when im rich the first thing im doing is getting laser hair removal on every inch of my body that isn’t my head
you’ll look pretty funny without eyebrows
im at least 3% sure that my eyebrows r on my head
sorryforpartybarackin:
i feel like everyone has at least one friend whose mom you like better than your actual friend
whorville:
I have bullshitted my way through almost two decades of life